Final Buyer’s Advocate
I sprinted around the corner of the alleyway, shoulder bouncing off the rain-slick brick as I pinballed past the dumpster. My feet flew underneath me, …
Month: October 2022
Brian’s Buyer’s Advocate
We pushed past the throng of rabid would-be-buyers, rushing to get to the front of the packed lawn. ‘This is ridiculous,’ Beth hissed from somewhere …
Timber to Impress
‘What exactly am I supposed to do with all of this?’ my father-in-law asked me as we stood on the edge of his driveway, looking …
Plumbing From Home
‘I got it, I got it!’ I crowed from underneath the sink, forcing all of my weight on the fixture, feeling it give slightly. …
The Kitchen Conversation
I glanced down at the kitchen countertop and slowly spread my hands out on the cool marble, gasping for breath. ‘You want… you want what?’ …
Patented Eye Failure
‘How many times do I have to ask you to leave?’ the receptionist banged her head against her desk. ‘No, no, hear me out!’ David …
The Foot Chase
‘Stop, thief!’ I hollered triumphantly, pointing as the man in the darkened cowl took off through the dense market crowd. ‘Apprehend that brigand!’ Sweeping my …
Fungal Trail Hike
‘My foot is itching something terrible,’ I groaned from behind my hiking partner, stopping to catch my breath. She was still chipper, somehow, and turned …
Breakthrough with First Home
This weekend may have marked the last step in what has been, I’m not going to lie to you, an arduous process. It’s hard to …